Do it yourself!

Here's four pennyfakethings from the Freak Bike Militia:

Junkman

Ed

January

Kenny P

Here's another one from some kids in Brittany:

Bumper Car

This pedal-powered bumper car is essentially a pennyfakething with casters on the back. It's based on Atomic Zombie's spincycle.

The Crononaut

The Mini-Winnie

The Winifred

Winifred

Winifred was based on what I'd learned from the horrid Pickup Styx. The beach cruiser is single-speed and much more comfy of a ride. The curved lines and armature look more authentic. And most importantly the handlebars are underneath, making the bike far more safe. It turns out you don't need your hands at all! I could sip tea riding this thing, and it's taken me hundreds of miles in Chicago, New York, and Black Rock City.



Here's a video of the mount:



Winifred got her name when a hipster said to me, "You win. You win the game of bike."

Klaas

Klaas of the club Klunker League Now Ghent Belgium is a master bicycle mutator. Here's his pennyfakething:

Prekarious Et Best

This pennyfakething was made by a Rat named Eric. He gave it away and it surfaced again at Bike Kill one year. It rides like you'd imagine.